Writer in Iowa City, Iowa

Hello fellow Earth dwellers, or who I assume to be Earth dwellers. I guess I cannot be certain, but one would suppose, if you are looking for a writer on the world wide web, you are in fact, from this world. Either way, I do not presume that many otherworldly beings would be in dire need of a writer. Unless of course, they are in the market for a speech to greet and/or intimidate their seven billion new humanoid minions. Though, if this does so happen to be the case, I am not too righteous to refuse my services to a celestial overlord in return for a place in their inner circle as they rise as ruler to all the known universe. If you happen to be in this category, please consider hiring me for all your writing needs. I am happy to draft any speeches, manifests, or intergalactic memos that you may require.