Writer in Moses Lake, Washington

I am a former teacher and professional wizard who loves to write. I am seeking someone I can barter with who can teach me how to format my Word documents into eBooks so that I can finally self-publish them to get a source of income coming in. I have an unpublished dark fantasy series I have been working on for years, with the first two novels completed, and 116 pages into the third novel. I am also 200 pages into the first novel in a new fictional series I have started, and two other stand-alone novels for middle school and high school aged teens. I am also interested in learning how to create a Writer's Blog, video podcast, and my own author's page. If someone can teach me, I can learn very quickly, and write for them in exchange for the training. After that, we can negotiate my working for you as a Free Lance writer for on-going assignment. I have taught 16 different sciences over the years, ranging from agriculture and soil and water conservation, livestock production, FFA judging tips for the county fair, leadership training, public speaking, horticulture, landscaping, composting, fruits and vegetable production, entomology and integrated pest management, soils sciences, tropical fish care and breeding techniques, magic for beginners (I've been a magician for over 49 years), natural resource management, fish and wildlife projects, watershed management, and grant writing for beginners... and COOKING... I once catered a wedding for 100 guests, as request of the bride... and all because she loved my meatloaf recipe (yeah, it's that good... Mark's "Self-Proclaimed" Award-winning Meatloaf (which has never actually won an award... I just tell people that) And no one has ever refused it once they've taken a bite... in fact, family members have actually fought over the last piece, once they realize it's the last piece. I am kind of a Jack of All Trades... and speaking of trades... I also taught small engine repair, wood working, and gas/arc welding, and a little auto repair and maintenance... like teaching beginners how to do their own oil change, or how to safely change a tire for beginners... I guess that it's a Teacher thing I have... I love to teach others, and I love to write.