Writer in Edison, New Jersey

I am currently not in Saskatchewan, I am not even in Canada but I am a writer with a fairly decent command of English and I prefer writing cookbooks and essays/articles, short stories, SEO content and generally anything that'll get you noticed. Now why do I choose Saskatchewan - because I love provinces that're in the middle of nowhere - if I write for the people who live there, I might familiarize myself with its culture, customs, norms and so forth. This'll be a plus when I move there - which I plan to, eventually. Now, off the top of my head - those are the forms I could think of, and more of a prose guy than poetry - but let me know what kind of stuff you want written and I'll take a crack at it. And what's great - you don't even have to pay me all that much.