Writer in San Antonio, Texas

Aloha! I am a freelance comedy writer based here in San Antonio, TX - home of the best tacos in the world... and a public wondering why we're always ranked in the Top 5 Fattest Cities in America. At any rate, I've been writing comedy for fifteen years, performed stand-up for six (before getting married and having kids), and have an absolute life-long love for any and all things Mel Brooks, Gary Larson, and Bill Watterson. I can write jokes just like any other comedy writer, but what differentiates me from the pack is my detachment from the jokes I write. If I spend all day writing 20 jokes and you don't like them, I start all over without any problem. The reason here is two-fold: I love writing jokes, one, and two: your project is my greatest concern. If you hire me, you will get my tireless work ethic toward successful project delivery, and find that I'm a pretty easy guy to deal with. If you've made it this far, here are the services I can (and have) provide(d): 1.) SEO-rich website content; 2.) Full-length screen writing; 3.) Television scripts, pilots, and show bibles; 4.) Food and restaurant reviews (I used to be a commercial cook); 5.) Copywriting; 6.) Sales Presentations (most experienced with PowerPoint); 7.) Business Communications; 8.) Radio / TV commercials; and 9.) Full-on Marketing and Advertising Campaigns I know, I know: "Why only nine and not 10?" Because I'd be LYING, and that's NOT what I do! My goal is simple: to deliver to you humorous content within a reasonable time frame at an affordable rate. I have worked and excelled in both collaborative and individual environments, and will do whatever it takes to get the job done right. If you would like to discuss working together, please don't hesitate to contact me at any of the provided information. I will answer any and all inquiries within 24-hours, and hope to hear from you soon! Yours in service, Nick Joseph