Writer in San Francisco, California

If you have the gist, I have the words. Bring me a dictionary and I will rearrange it into prose so thick and delicious that you might actually bite the page/screen (I don't actually need a dictionary, I have memorised a whole bunch of words) Anything from witty texts to a potential mate/enemy, to acerbic but hard to penalise emails to your jerk of a boss, to Pulitzer prize winning novels (I will probably try and claim some credit in that case, but the controversy will move a lot of volumes). I am available for writing, editing, proofing, idea generating Rates vary according to job size/level of fun involved.